* Hairdresser: Welcome. Hair cut, Sir?
* PCK: Yes, indeed.
* Hairdresser asking bunch of questions with ‘bombastic’ jargon.
* PCK: …
* Hairdresser continue bombasticing.
* PCK: You know what? Just shave my head.
* Hairdresser: But you already bareheaded. WTF! what you coming for?
ps. The author actually do have hair one.